According to the seller, it's a Sterling Silver Christmas Yule Log Charm. Below is a list of 5 other things it could potentially be, if we didn't believe it was a Yule Log.
1. Sterling Silver Really Old Dried Out Fruit Cake Charm
2. Sterling Silver Overcooked Campfire Marshmallow Charm
3. Sterling Silver Canned Ham Left Outside On a Hot Day Charm
4. Sterling Silver 'Nobody Even Touched the Brie!" Charm
5. Sterling Silver Freeze-Dried Major Arterial Blood Clot Charm.
Did I miss any?
Sunday, October 15, 2006
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7 comments:
How about sterling silver infected sphincter?
sterling silver gives me a nasty rash below the belt.
for sphincter jewelry i gotta go gold (or platinum)
Wouldn't an overcooked campfire marshmallow be too soft and melty to really be that shape?
I'm worried about this.
I think it's one of the knots on your face that was removed by your tree surgeon. And I bet it isn't even real silver.
That, my sylvan brother, is a sterling silver Kid (of Kid 'n Play fame) hair replica.
yes of course!
logblogman cant believe he didnt see it
you are a genius, djdiddy
response to real chilean sheepherd:
yes its true, it really is a piece of discarded tissue that was hacked off my old body by a sawbones.
but not from my face.
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