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Once I saw a boat made entirely from coal. And it was carrying a load of coal. Really.
I once saw a blog about coal.Oh, wait, no - I have never seen it.Because it doesn't exist yet.How can you call yourself CoalBlogMan?I'm going to call you CoalBoy from now on.
Boy, let me tell you what: Charlie Daniels never sang anything about logs. He did, however, admire stumps enough to write one (hickory) into his "Devil Went Down to Georgia" blockbuster.Hey, CoalBoy - are you anthracite or bituminous? I heard some rumors about you. And you kinda talk like your a bi. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Lignite, baby. Immature and soft. But when I grow up I want to be Kingsford.Here's my bio if you're interested...http://www.lignite-energy-council.org/tour/powertrip.htm
Dear Logblogman,Your site gives me wood.Sincerely,The Rhetorical Letter Writer.
Thank you, RLR.Your blog gives me a rhetorical erection.or, if you prefer, a...rhetorection
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