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Bob sounds wonderful! I would love to spend some time with him! Could you tell me where he's staying these days? Also, is he generally damp underneath?
Bob might be the finest Log ever. For Bob Log is a magical being. My name is Billy, and Bob teaches me patience, and virtue, and says I should stop wearing faded jeans, and many other things. I love Bob Log.But sometimes Bob Log pisses me off - with all his wisdom and magical powers, and splinters up my digits and not shutting up about how denim is no longer an option if I'm trying to cut it in society and that's when the cork pops - Sweet weeping Jesus Bob Log can you shut it!? Bob Log can get all Yoda on my ass...But patience is a lesson I am learning, and if the price at times is incredible shoulder ache given I parked the freaking car a good half mile away and Bob Log has no legs which is kinda bullshit for a magical being - well, it's lesson one. in a long series of lessons to come...yes, very damp. but only another lession in patience...
Dear Logblogman,This site is really lame...knot!Sincerely,The Rhetorical Letter Writer
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