Tiny Log Pile Scam

From Ebay: A VERY NICE 1:24 SCALE LOG PILE IN CAST RESIN. 3 INCHES LONG X 1 INCH HIGH X 1 1/4 INCHES DEEP. (AXE NOT INCLUDED). A SUPER LITTLE ITEM!

First, they get you to buy the tiny logs. Soon you think “Sure would be nice if I could chop my tiny logs.” So, you go back and buy the tiny axe.

A week later, you’re back buying a tiny canvas cover for your tiny log pile. And then a tiny sharpener for your tiny axe.

Then winter comes round and you start thinking about building a tiny fire. So, you buy a tiny fireplace. Tiny fireplace tools, tiny gloves (that don’t even come close to fitting your hands) and tiny newspapers for kindling.

That’s when you realize... you need a microscopic box of matches. Literally. The matches you'll need are, like, 10 atoms long.

And for that, they charge you one hundred thousand dollars.

That's how it works.

Ebay Mini Log Pile

Less Caloric Log

"Yule love this Yule Log Candle! The traditional confection takes on a less caloric demeanor to brighten the holiday home. 3 x 6 in. Now only $ 5.99 Was $9.95 "

Yule Log Candle

Log Living

We've seen houses made from many logs, but here is a house made entirely from one log. And you can live in it. The only thing cooler would be a log made entirely from one house.

Log Privacy

"You don't want your personal information to fall into the wrong hands. Neither does Wholesale Logs of America.

You take online privacy seriously, and so does Wholesale Logs of America. It's our way of sustaining your trust in Wholesale Logs of America and our products and services."

Wholesale Logs of America

Log Tongs with a big L and T

Normally I wouldn't use capital letters to describe log tongs. But I think you'll agree: these are Log Tongs.

Log Tongs For Sale

Log Home How To

How To Make a Log House a Home, by DJN

A house is just a house, you know, built by hands of men and LOGs, but a home is where the heart dwells, with warmth and love within.

The touches that are yours alone reflects the life you live, and the warmth in LOG home decorating, tell of the gifts you give.

A well placed vase, a potted plant, and trinket here and there, placed within the LOG walls of a home, with ever loving care.

Splashes of color in each room, a feast for every eye, each item tells a story of now and of days gone by. And LOGS.

Where I Found This Poem

Wanted: LogWoman

Squeezing a drop of sap out the end of my massive knotty appendage in the hope of attracting a hungry little deer or soft-tongued squirrel for a few moments of pleasure is humiliating.

I need a LogWoman. Pic above is my ex, Cindy. I like ‘em big, and dirty and split down the middle. Like Cindy.

If you like John Mayer and online Soduko and don't mind wood-boring beetles in your wormholes (unlike Cindy) that’s a huge plus.

No weirdos please.

Welcome

Hi. My name is LogBlogMan. I'm part Log, part Man. And I have a Blog.

This is my first blog. And this is my first post on my first blog.

My goal is to create the most popular log-themed blog in the world.

My second post will be more interesting. It will be about needing a LogWoman.

See you then.