Log Skin With Handles

I cant think of a better way to protect your 20 x 8.5 x 8.5 log from everyday wear and tear. Not sure what the handles are for though.

Not Useful Logs

Why make logs and a twig out of the same material they make toilets out of? Duh!? That makes about as much sense as a toilet made of logs and twigs. Wait a minute....that sounds familiar. Oh, yeah, it's called "the woods".

LOGBLOG HISTORIC REPOST of "In a Park, Outside Guayaquil"

ARTURO (HOLDING TREE):
I plant this small tree, in honor of The Generalisimo!

ARTURO NOTICES HECTOR'S FOOTWEAR:
Hector...I thought I asked you not to wear sandals.

HECTOR (WHITE SUIT):
Mierda! I told you! My feet need to breathe!

GENERALISSIMO:
Be careful maricones! Harm that tree and I sit on your face, like this!

SAD GUY IN BACK:
You don't want that. Believe me, amigo.

Log Proof Suit

Early prototype for the robot in Lost in Space.

Tilt n' Shit

A distasteful variation on the more common Tilt n' Shift, Tilt n' Shit combines photography and biology, requiring a special lens, an understanding of the Scheimpflug principle, a recent meal, and pretty good balance. And a leaf.

Who has a log head? Coen!

GUY WHO'S MAD AT COEN
I'm mad at Coen, what should I write?

GUY WITH MARKER
Coen has a broccoli-face.

GUY WHO'S MAD AT COEN
Somehow that doesnt feel strong enough.

GUY WHO'S MAD AT COEN
Ok. Coen ripped your mother's head off and shit down her throat.

GUY WITH MARKER
(silence)

GUY WHO'S MAD AT COEN
Ok. I got it. Give me the marker.

The Logarythms

It was a log, then it was paper, now it's a log again.

Clean Log Lovin'

This is how missionary logs make love. Nothing naughty here.

Slowest Logrolling Contest Ever

After four and a half days the third turtle from the right won. To find out all the exciting details ask the guy who took the photo.

Breeding Santa Logs

Female Santa logs should be bred when they are 30 years old. The male Santa log is positioned atop the female until a strong woodsy smell is detected. The male is then removed from the logpile as aggressive females can harm them with their long, splinter-like teeth.

Log pups are born barkless, eyes closed and red Santa hats folded up. They do have their white Santa beards at birth.

Females only have 11 wormhole teats, so in the wild nearly half of the weaker log pups die off and are consumed by their siblings. Another 3-5 will be accidentally consumed by the male Santa log after bingeing on eggnog.

Logs in Graphic Design

A log-themed design element can be a powerful tool for making your communication attention-getting and effective.

In this case, a simple illustration of a split log lends a ‘must-see’ urgency to a public safety sign containing vital monkey information.

The statement ‘Now monkeys are around here’ on a sign WITHOUT a log illustration is in clear danger of being ignored or misunderstood.

Sweet Revenge

: )

Last Photo He Ever Took

Escaped without serious injury - though squeezing sap out of the old wormhole hurt like hell for a few weeks.

Driver of the car didn't fare so well. This was probably the last photo he ever took.

Logrolling, Beginner Level

Milan and Mark of the Czech Team 2003 Outreach English Class Logrolling Competition at the Paddock Lake campgrounds of the Kenosha Bible Free Evangelical Church, in Kenosha, Wisconsin.

The power of 40 international chain saw carvers!

"Put 40 international chain saw carvers beside that, and you have a winner!" True for logging competitions. But as you'll see, adding 40 international chain saw carvers to anything makes it a winner.

Ancient Herbal Formula Mint Tea, now with 40 international chain saw carvers!

The Pope, a Clown, and 40 international chain saw carvers! walk into a bar.

Knock knock. Who's there? (pause) 40 international chain saw carvers!

You had me at "40 international chain saw carvers!"

The Olive Garden. And, 40 international chain saw carvers!

Mary Kate and Ashley Olson. In bed with 40 international chain saw carvers!

Log, or "Log?"

According to SiteMeter 37% of visitors to the LogBlog think it refers the colloquial usage of the word log: fecal matter, turds or poo, rather than the intended longish rough pieces of wood cut (or fallen) from trees.

Nearly 21% of visitors expect a scatological or fecal fetish site of some kind, a site such as THIS or THIS, or THIS.

And 11% come to the Logblog specifically for that purpose, hoping to find something like THIS, or THIS, or THIS or even THIS.

LogBlog is in no way is associated with this content, and regrets the confusion between this Log Community and sites like THIS, and THIS and THIS.

iLog

Comedic website for a clever log-themed ipod-like device called iLog.

For Your Log Pocket

WATCHMAKER CIRCA 1894 :
Must think of theme for new pocket watch. Already done regular numerals, already done roman numerals. Think....think...

VOICE FROM NEARBY WOODS:
How about logs?

WATCHMAKER:
Logs. My god. That’s perfect.


Log-themed pocket watch on EBay.

Oh, baby. That's some fiiiine timber.

In a Park, Outside Guayaquil

ARTURO (HOLDING TREE):
I plant this small tree, in honor of The Generalisimo!

ARTURO NOTICES HECTOR'S FOOTWEAR:
Hector...I thought I asked you not to wear sandals.

HECTOR (WHITE SUIT):
Mierda! I told you! My feet need to breathe!

GENERALISSIMO:
Be careful maricones! Harm that tree and I sit on your face, like this!

SAD GUY IN BACK:
You don't want that. Believe me, amigo.