Log, or "Log?"

According to SiteMeter 37% of visitors to the LogBlog think it refers the colloquial usage of the word log: fecal matter, turds or poo, rather than the intended longish rough pieces of wood cut (or fallen) from trees.

Nearly 21% of visitors expect a scatological or fecal fetish site of some kind, a site such as THIS or THIS, or THIS.

And 11% come to the Logblog specifically for that purpose, hoping to find something like THIS, or THIS, or THIS or even THIS.

LogBlog is in no way is associated with this content, and regrets the confusion between this Log Community and sites like THIS, and THIS and THIS.

iLog

Comedic website for a clever log-themed ipod-like device called iLog.

For Your Log Pocket

WATCHMAKER CIRCA 1894 :
Must think of theme for new pocket watch. Already done regular numerals, already done roman numerals. Think....think...

VOICE FROM NEARBY WOODS:
How about logs?

WATCHMAKER:
Logs. My god. That’s perfect.


Log-themed pocket watch on EBay.

Oh, baby. That's some fiiiine timber.

In a Park, Outside Guayaquil

ARTURO (HOLDING TREE):
I plant this small tree, in honor of The Generalisimo!

ARTURO NOTICES HECTOR'S FOOTWEAR:
Hector...I thought I asked you not to wear sandals.

HECTOR (WHITE SUIT):
Mierda! I told you! My feet need to breathe!

GENERALISSIMO:
Be careful maricones! Harm that tree and I sit on your face, like this!

SAD GUY IN BACK:
You don't want that. Believe me, amigo.

Big Log? Small Kids?

Either this is a very very big log. Or these are very very small children, on teeny tiny bicycles.

Logblogman is willing to accept either explanation. And doesnt mind if you feel strongly about it, one way or another.

Photo courtesy of Jean-Yves Lemoigne.

Do You See The Log In These Pictures?

Ella Huffin was stunned to see an image of a log appear around a Jesus Christ-like figure at her northeast side Milwaukee home.

In Passaic, New Jersey, crowds are flocking to see a mysterious image of a stump surrounding a shape resembling the Virgin Mary.

And Donna Vicarrone says it's truly a miracle that she can see an image of a log in the background of a water stain that looks like the Blessed Mother in her Cleveland backyard.

"There's tons of pictures of Jesus and stuff in the Bible, and on TV. But to see a log, right here in my backyard. Wow. Shivers."

Vicarrone has shown the photo to a local woodsman and a tree surgeon, both of whom confirmed: it's a log. And it's a miracle.

Yule Log Charm (Supposedly)

According to the seller, it's a Sterling Silver Christmas Yule Log Charm. Below is a list of 5 other things it could potentially be, if we didn't believe it was a Yule Log.

1. Sterling Silver Really Old Dried Out Fruit Cake Charm
2. Sterling Silver Overcooked Campfire Marshmallow Charm
3. Sterling Silver Canned Ham Left Outside On a Hot Day Charm
4. Sterling Silver 'Nobody Even Touched the Brie!" Charm
5. Sterling Silver Freeze-Dried Major Arterial Blood Clot Charm.

Did I miss any?

Rustic Log Camping Lamp Stand

“This fabulous item looks like something you'd see in a Western, like Brokeback Mountain or Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid!”

OK, so if this really is from Brokeback Mountain, then who's the 5’7 guy? Not Heath Ledger (6’1), not Jake Gyllenhaal (6'0), definitely not Randy Quaid (6’4).

You won’t believe this. Turns out it’s Victor Reyes (Chilean Sheepherder #1) at 5’ 7.

Ebay item number: 250036970385

Very Fancy Bench

This by far the fanciest log bench Logblogman has ever seen. By a long shot.

He'd feel comfortable sitting on the log part, because it's like sitting on 'family. ' But would be afraid to lean back on the fancy gold parts.

Droog Design, in the Netherlands

Log-Cart-Made-From-Logs

Another example of life imitating the Flintstones.

It's a cart made for pulling giant logs..made out of giant logs!

FACT: Logs are the only self-hauling natural resource. Try making a cart out of 'fresh air' or 'sunlight'. Good luck!

LogBlog Prime Time

LogBlog makes a splash!

A overwhelmingly positive review in the massively popular and influential cutting-edge global trendspotting weblog vulturedroppings.com.

Well on our way to becoming the most popular log-themed blog in the world!

vulturedroppings.com

Log Luv Score of 11

My Friend Bob

This is my friend Bob. He lives near Seattle, knows a lot about music, and is very very funny.

Not sure who the guy carrying him is.

LOG LOG LOG

“What rolls down stairs
Alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor’s dog
What’s great for a snack
It fits on your back
It’s LOG LOG LOG…”

The immortal words of whoever wrote the cartoon Ren & Stimpy.

Click here to see the whole Log Cartoon on YouTube

Log Luv Score of 9.9

The Jackpot Story

"I've always wanted to be a lumberjack. My dreams are filled with visions of pole climbing, log birling, springboard chopping."

Is there anyone out there who CAN'T say that about themselves?

Hitting the Japckpot

Southern' Turddin' Times

Excerpt from a logging accident report in Southern Loggin’ Times.
LogBlogMan has replaced the word ‘log’ with the word ‘turd’.

“…A turd hauler was binding down a load of hardwood turds at a turd harvesting operation. Some turds had been stacked on the ground between the loader and the turd trailer. The hauler walked between the loader and the turds to hook the binders.

The stack of turds gave way, pinning the man. Crew freed the man as quickly as possible using the knuckleboom turd loader and a turd saw. Other employees reluctantly administered rescue breathing to the injured truck driver….”