Log Skin With Handles

I cant think of a better way to protect your 20 x 8.5 x 8.5 log from everyday wear and tear. Not sure what the handles are for though.

Not Useful Logs

Why make logs and a twig out of the same material they make toilets out of? Duh!? That makes about as much sense as a toilet made of logs and twigs. Wait a minute....that sounds familiar. Oh, yeah, it's called "the woods".

LOGBLOG HISTORIC REPOST of "In a Park, Outside Guayaquil"

ARTURO (HOLDING TREE):
I plant this small tree, in honor of The Generalisimo!

ARTURO NOTICES HECTOR'S FOOTWEAR:
Hector...I thought I asked you not to wear sandals.

HECTOR (WHITE SUIT):
Mierda! I told you! My feet need to breathe!

GENERALISSIMO:
Be careful maricones! Harm that tree and I sit on your face, like this!

SAD GUY IN BACK:
You don't want that. Believe me, amigo.

Log Proof Suit

Early prototype for the robot in Lost in Space.