Tilt n' Shit

A distasteful variation on the more common Tilt n' Shift, Tilt n' Shit combines photography and biology, requiring a special lens, an understanding of the Scheimpflug principle, a recent meal, and pretty good balance. And a leaf.

Who has a log head? Coen!

GUY WHO'S MAD AT COEN
I'm mad at Coen, what should I write?

GUY WITH MARKER
Coen has a broccoli-face.

GUY WHO'S MAD AT COEN
Somehow that doesnt feel strong enough.

GUY WHO'S MAD AT COEN
Ok. Coen ripped your mother's head off and shit down her throat.

GUY WITH MARKER
(silence)

GUY WHO'S MAD AT COEN
Ok. I got it. Give me the marker.

The Logarythms

It was a log, then it was paper, now it's a log again.

Clean Log Lovin'

This is how missionary logs make love. Nothing naughty here.